{"product_id":"crippling-adulthood-goat-milk-soap","title":"Crippling Adulthood | Goat Milk Soap","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrippling Adulthood:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eThis soap goes well with caffeine, back pain, and an early midlife crisis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYou finally have the freedom you wished for in childhood, only to realize that this very freedom comes with chronic back pain, a stomach that requires Lactaid pills to enjoy Mexican food, and more bills than you would like to think about. While I can't help with any of that, I did create a soap that will bring back sweet summer BBQ memories. This bar features a fresh melon blend that will leave you feeling refreshed, invigorated, and hopefully a little less depressed about your current state of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you need to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated especially for dry and sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% goats milk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eHonestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another, so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Falcone Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41719631708293,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0365\/2488\/4101\/files\/CripplingAdulthood.webp?v=1781908573","url":"https:\/\/thesockmonster.com\/en-nz\/products\/crippling-adulthood-goat-milk-soap","provider":"The Sock Monster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}