{"product_id":"confidence-of-a-mediocre-white-man-goat-milk-soap","title":"Confidence of a Mediocre White Man | Goat Milk Soap","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eConfidence of a Mediocre White Man: Go on. Drop that turkey into the fryer. What's the worst that could happen?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"310\" data-start=\"87\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThanksgiving morning rolls around, and your dad has the clever idea to deep-fry the turkey—what a fun way to save time! We're pretty sure everything will turn out great! If only we could all share that same level of confidence! While we can’t quite bottle up that kind of boldness, we do have something special for the occasion: a delightful soap! It features a perfect blend of apple and bourbon, and trust us, this scent was a hit last year—it sold out in just an hour! You definitely won’t want to miss out on this delicious apple bourbon experience!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"310\" data-start=\"87\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis soap name comes from a real-life experience. Do not deep fry turkeys without proper safety gear and knowledge. And don't do it while they are frozen... You're not saving time; you're guaranteeing a trip to the ER.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you need to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated especially for dry and sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% goat's milk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eIf you like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eHonestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another, so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Falcone Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42490269270149,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0365\/2488\/4101\/files\/ConfidenceofaMediocrecloseup.webp?v=1793930702","url":"https:\/\/thesockmonster.com\/products\/confidence-of-a-mediocre-white-man-goat-milk-soap","provider":"The Sock Monster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}