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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying, Crew

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying, Crew

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After a long day...

A hard workout...

A tedious wait at the DMV...

At least you have comfy socks that can do the complaining for you. Combed cotton socks with a cushion foot and on point message: Everything Hurts and I'm Dying

One size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.

Made in the USA
These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women's size 6 US to men's size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.