You eat as much as you want to on dates. Your bathroom is unkempt. You don't reliably keep lube in the house. You've never considered the strategy behind taking an ass-selfie. Just buy the fucking socks.
One size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend.
Made in the USA
These wide ribbed socks reach to mid-calf on most folks and fit a women's size 6 US to men's size 15. As a thicker weave, these socks are optimally worn with sneakers and other roomy shoe styles. Machine wash cold, line dry.