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As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but being cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.
Unisex - Fits Approximately US Women's Shoe Size 6 to US Men's Shoe Size 13
May be snug on wide calves > 15" circumference
Double terry padding in the heel and toe.
85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex
Blend for softness, stretch, and durability; padded heel ensures a comfortable fit.
