Eat the Rich | Goat Milk Soap

Eat the Rich: (But wash your hands first)

Smells like wealth redistribution with a hint of late-stage capitalism. 

Experience a thrilling fusion of bergamot and cypress that catches you off guard—it's like a stealthy revolution in a bar of soap! This blend is soft enough to charm the elite, yet bold enough to remind them that their reign is fleeting. After all, nothing screams “class warfare” quite like the exhilarating freshness that fuels your mission to topple the 1%!

What you need to know:

• Gently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter
• Formulated especially for dry and sensitive skin
• Made with 100% goat's milk
• Handmade in small batches

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another, so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?