Deliberately Designed, Conscientiously Constructed, Exceptionally Engineered as "The Most Comfortable Sock on Earth"

Honestly, though, we're not sure exactly WHICH one of their socks this refers to, but something tells us that they mean each one of their socks IS the most comfortable. Like having multiple 'best' friends, this seems possible, but we're worried about the other socks' feelings... maybe we'll hide this brand's social media posts from the other socks.

Seriously, though. Strideline literally ENGINEERED their socks. The Sock Monster loves engineers.