Crippling Adulthood | Goat Milk Soap

Crippling Adulthood: This soap goes well with caffeine, back pain, and an early midlife crisis.

You finally have the freedom you wished for in childhood, only to realize that this very freedom comes with chronic back pain, a stomach that requires Lactaid pills to enjoy Mexican food, and more bills than you would like to think about. While I can't help with any of that, I did create a soap that will bring back sweet summer BBQ memories. This bar features a fresh melon blend that will leave you feeling refreshed, invigorated, and hopefully a little less depressed about your current state of life.

What you need to know:

• Gently scented for those who don't want to smell like a perfume counter
• Formulated especially for dry and sensitive skin
• Made with 100% goats milk
• Handmade in small batches

This soap has been made with 100% goat's milk. Unlike other companies that dilute their soaps with a measly 10 or 25% goat's milk (seriously, who are they kidding?), we're going all in. Because when life gives you goats, you use 100% of their milk. Why settle for less when you can have the full goat's milk experience? Enjoy the benefits – goat's milk is not only gentle on the skin but also wildly moisturizing, leaving you with a glow so fabulous, your mirror is about to be jealous.

If you have sensitive or dry skin, this is the soap for you.

If you like soap that smells yummy, this is also the soap for you.

Honestly, it's soap. Everybody should probably use it in some form or another, so why not have a soap that feels and smells good?