Maybe wearing these during a dumpster fire event wouldn't be a good idea.
We'll call these your dumpster fire prevention socks. When you are doing something important you put these bad boys on to make sure you aren't the one starting a dumpster fire.
Sock size 10-13 fits U.S. men’s shoe size 7-12.5
Fiber Content: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex